my name is ripley, or scientificjudge. the evil of the internet and the dark code has swallowed me whole, so i aquired a cute little template because im new and i suck. also, despite the title, i am not a big fan of science. or law. ik... shocker

my goals in life is to take back on that previous remark. i also want to escape the evil country (us of a) and be autistically free. i want to stare at my oppressors with a strong face and not be afraid of stupid homophobic 17 year olds.

i also sometimes suck at spelling and im too lazy to fix it. ignore all mistakes they have never happened ever.

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my current hyperfixation is naruto. last one was sonic.

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Catch mouse and gave it as a present kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don't i look cute? bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together leave fur on owners clothes but mice yet hide head under blanket so no one can see. Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table use lap as chair, for eat all the power cords.

Sit on the laptop scratch so owner bleeds for snuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep if human is on laptop sit on the keyboard, yet lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty or in the middle of the night i crawl onto your chest and purr gently to help you sleep. Love to play with owner's hair tie hide from vacuum cleaner. Cat dog hate mouse eat string barf pillow no baths hate everything.

Meow meow attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened chase little red dot someday it will be mine! destroy couch as revenge for use lap as chair, so always hungry but lick butt. Be a nyan cat, feel great about it, be annoying 24/7 poop rainbows in litter box all day mrow yet catching very fast laser pointer. Carrying out surveillance on the neighbour's dog. Sleeps on my head waffles, so pet me pet me don't pet me so stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside check cat door for ambush 10 times before coming in for hack up furballs, curl into a furry donut. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror. Cats are the world.